Sunday, September 6, 2009

Why the hell does everyone on Disney Channel (and maybe Nickolden) think they can sing?

Every time my younger sisters (ages 4-12) watch either Disney Channel or Nickolden on the television, a commercial, or a break for Disney to tell you other Disney things are available on the market today, a music video will come on. And in each music video, one of the Disney or Nickolden "stars" will sing one of their not-so-well-sung-but-its-ok-because-we-can-add-a-lot-of-background-backbeat-and-nobody-will-be-able-to-tell-that-she-really-doesn't-have-that-good-of -a-singing-voice (a.k.a "the Britney Spears") songs. And you know what, Moria and possibly anyone else who would read my blog, it makes me SICK!!! It just makes my stomach turn and makes me want to punch small animals (and I LOVE small animals). So, Nickolden (and yes, I call you Nickolden, not "Nick" because, when I used to watch you, you were always Nickolden, and that's the way you will always be to me) and Disney Channel, please, stop making EVERY teenager in your branches sing, please? High school is stressful enough, and I don't need this in my mind, and my ears, throughout any part of the day. So, as Tourette's Guy has said before me, QUIT IT! Thank you for not reading this, Disney and Nickolden branch members.

1 comment:

  1. you make me laugh:P Although I like the actual lyrics of a few songs...the singing could be way better:P

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